All I'll say.

I'd be remisce if I didn't say something, so here goes. The one thing that annoys me about this whol

It's difficult to make strawberries look bad.

Strawberries are the best fruit. I'm not a huge fan of the taste, but look at those things. They're

Do my friends know me?!

I'm not sure what this really says about me, but it should keep me in vodka for at least a week.

Birthdays are for new tattoos.

I've wanted to get a sleeve for ages, but the question was what. I had a few ideas in mind, but afte

Banksy in Bristol

Was pleasantly surprised, as I'm not really a big fan of his. The animal commentaries were very well

A question of pronunciation as a means to communicate.

Words are a tool for effective communication. To my mind, communication is the relaying of one conce

drunk.dark

The iPhone camera is not great in the dark. It's not great when you're drunk.

Love Post? Lovefilm.

Getting post is great; except for when it's bills. It's nearly always bills, or some fucker claimi

Steps to having the best wife:

Me: Sorry I didn't help out with the housework this afternoon Charlotte: That's OK; you had somethin

241543903

Now here's a meme I can get on board with. Taking photos of yourself and doctoring internet search r

Comfort

Every now and again, I get too comfortable with my life and start doing stupid stuff. I don't know w

Conch dermal punch, nearly healed

This is now totally my favourite piercing ever. I've had a fairly close-knit run of colds the last

I'll go get my ball!

(everything I hoped + 1 Rhino teddy) * awesome = Bolt

Some ships in.

When it comes to taking photos of ships, it's difficult to get in a decent position at Southampton d

OpenWeb (and event photography)

Event photographers are like parasites. They get in your peripheral vision with their flashes and th

SC-29

If you're wondering how I feel about my latest purchase, my SC-29 off-camera-flash-enabler, it looks

Phone Pillow, Airport Mattress

She's been sleeping in some weird-ass positions recently!

Mork

I think I have tonsilitis. It is not fun. The background in this is too grey - I guess it's picki

Birthday Times!

This shit is way harder than it looks. Charlotte bought me my birthday present very early today

RinngRinng!

I have new respect for jewellery photographers.