EasyJet's Speedy Boarding is the biggest Budget Baller move you can make. The outlay-to-value ratio is off the goddamn charts.
I want to try boosting one of these posts on Facebook just to see what £4 gets you on a crappy personal blog. Unfortunately, this goes against the fact that I think Facebook is one of the worst things that isn't a war or a disease to ever happen to humanity. £4 isn't going to get them very far in causing World War 3 or bringing back the Black Death, but it just feels wrong to give them money.
Charlotte went to get a new tattoo today. After school, Tabitha asked me to bring her to the shops so she could get a present for her mum as she knew she'd be in pain. She spent her last money on a chocolate bar to make Charlotte feel better and watching the whole thing happen was one of the most delightful things I've ever witnessed.
You know that feeling when you're so happy, and so full of love, that it almost feels like you're not really awake?
Yeah, I don't trust it either.
But it's Friday night and I'm watching nature documentaries under the covers with my favourite girl and I don't know what you could do to improve this moment.