That's it. I've spent too much time with a cake in my hand moaning that I'm getting fat[ter]. Time

I both love and loathe that everything material that I cherish most can be packed into a bag and t

But not a holiday. Rough day. Lucky for me I have a cute dog and wife to cheer me up when everyt

I'm very lucky to have a wife who can cook. I am useless at cooking.

Finally had some tattoo done. The house has been poking holes in my bank account so every time

Hang from washing line. Steal nuts.

I'm not sure if the inadvertant property invalidates genius, maybe "a stroke of luck" would be a bet

If there's a contentious issue in web development (could be other development, too, but I don't know

I'd wager those dainty pinkies never weighed anchor in a storm! I also have a woman's arms - men

Shamelessly stolen from Luke Lanchester. Memetastic; just how I likes 'em. Also conveniently item

Don't have a before shot, but you can kinda tell with this snowy number! I've been working like a

Another mediocre result from lovely walkies around Southampton. I'm not happy with this, but the co

We're trying to prepare the garden for some new grass. There's a pretty big plant-bed that takes u

It's only Adam Fucking Wintle. Never heard of him? Me either.

I made a poo joke.

We like tiramisu.

On the way to and from a meeting this morning, the world created some beautiful light for me to take

Fatass.

I know it's childish, but I'm quite childish

Yes; seven weeks, yes; too young to be out, yes; it's kinda my responsibility to point it out, no; I