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I just hope the former owner of this managed to remove himself before the frost began to set in. I

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if I went round saying I was emperor, because some moistened bint threw a scimitar at me; they'd loc

Drunken portraits!

If I had my way, I'd never work. I'd just stay home all day, watch Scarface 50 times, eat a [fake] t

Let me say that our mission here at this time is about to come to a close in the next few days. We c

Awesome legal wall. Some really cool stuff on there, but taking photos of other people's art is lame

You can get vegetarian sushi, which is pretty awesome. I never had sushi before; the idea of raw fis

This could've been a highly consequential discovery

Jasper Tandy | WHAT WOULD YOU KNOW ABOUT PRESSURE!? Tim Sheehan | well Tim Sheehan | i have kissed

Immensely horrible bank holiday weekend. I went out on Monday and came back to find my little rabb

This is about 100-vias, but I was sent this by the captain of the ship SS Buffalo today. Credit wher

Lyndsey and Paul have kittens. We are jealous. They need names. Suggestion

So it isn't Pedro, but the title doesn't work if I use his real name and it's close enough! My bu

I wonder how much these guys make out of tonight's QI feature. This thing is so deliciously pointles

I love that even people who are in this show are fans of it. I really hope they do it, unless t

I have a feeling I'm going to find it difficult to talk about this without coming across as

I don't give blood nearly as often as I should. Up until (and sporadically including) recently, I've